Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do you call hiking college students?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Why was the cow afraid?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?