Why is a doctor always calm?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?