Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What siblings are always sad?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What do you call a silly hill?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you do when two snails fight?