Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why are fish such good architects?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What table can you never sit at?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

How do automobiles fly?

What do you call it when two boats become friends?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?