What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How do frogs get to work?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Which subject has two parts?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What's E.T. short for?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
How do football players deal with their problems?
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