What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
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What did you learn in school today, son?
What animal loves a baseball game?
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What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
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Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do little monsters call their mother?
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