When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why was the dog so popular?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Which family member is always relieved?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
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