What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do you call an old snowman?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

Why did the echo get detention?

Which music festival was full of lumber?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?