What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What's the politest month?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why did electricity win the race?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?