What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What bee is good for your health?