What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What table can you never sit at?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What's the loudest sport?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?