Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?