What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
Where do German dogs sleep?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
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