What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Which family member is always relieved?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What did the sickly elevator say?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why do runners watch so much TV?