What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
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What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do cows say on NYE?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why do basketball players like cookies?
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