Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

How do you send a message in the forest?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

When is Dad's bedtime?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why do hogs play so much football?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?