What fish loves to play in a band?
A sea-bass.
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
When do astronauts eat?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What shape is bad at driving?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
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