Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why are winter days great?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

How do you get straight A's?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What's the most masculine animal?