Why do trees try new things so often?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why do librarians never make plans?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's the friendliest national park?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What fish loves to play in a band?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What's good for both poker and theater?