How do snowmen get information?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?