Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why do cows always skip gym class?