My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What makes a glow worm glow?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?