Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?