Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What animal has the most fun?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

How long do chickens work?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?