What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
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