What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why are fish such good architects?
What did the rug say to the floor?
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