What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?