What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Eggplant.
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why is a computer so smart?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's the politest month?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
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