What kind of snake would you find on a car?
A windshield viper!
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What kind of bird can write?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
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