Where do mice leave their boats?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

It's allergy season again?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?