Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

How do you make a cow float?

What game do mice love to play?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What birds make average students?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Where do surfers go to school?