What bird is always sad?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

How did the vampire start his letter?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What's a cat's favorite song?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

When fish play football, who is the captain?