What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why was the math book sad?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?