Where does laundry go to college?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What kind of water does an angel like?

How do amoebas make calls?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?