What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What's a forklift?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What do little monsters call their mother?

I like telling Dad jokes.

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What is the definition of Robin?