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What words make the best athletes?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What is blue and not heavy?

Can February March?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?