What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why are trees always so positive?