What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Which computer won the talent show?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What do you call bees that are best friends?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What's the most determined bird?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?