Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Where does laundry go to college?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
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