How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the body of water think so much?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

How does a penguin build its house?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why are books always so angry?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?