Why are trees always so positive?
Because they have a pe-can do attitude.
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How do you cut the ocean in two?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What makes music in your hair?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How does a penguin build its house?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why was the dog overweight?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
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