Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?

What TV show is most popular at bars?