What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?