Why couldn't the leopard hide?
He was always spotted.
Which cats have the best manners?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
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