What type of birds stay together forever?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?