What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Bears love exotic cars.

Which celebrity would make a great valet?