Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Which cats love to be petted?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?