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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What is a table you can eat?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

Why are cause and effect so close?

What do you call an angry monkey?

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