How much does freedom weigh?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why do bees gossip?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What condiment has wings?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Why are books always so angry?