Why did the snake cross the road?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why do cats love to work?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?