What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

Where do hamsters come from?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?