What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
That hit the spots.
Why was the fish so smart?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What color are all the books in the library?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
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