What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?