What's the difference between people and chickens?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why are books always so angry?

What did the bread do on vacation?