What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

How do you get straight A's?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?