Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What do you give a sick pig?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What condiment has wings?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?