Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

It's Crowded!

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?