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Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

How does a penguin build its house?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?