What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What insect runs away from everything?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Where do horses reside?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?