Why did the person sit on the clock?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?