What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why was the bee sad?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?