Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?