What day never takes itself seriously?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?