← Back to Current Events
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Current Events

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

A mara-thorn.

More Current Events Jokes

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Current Events

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Trending Jokes

You Might Also Like

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Science

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Discover More Jokes

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Outdoors

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Animals

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Animals

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
Animals

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Want More Laughs?

Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!