What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are all priests fit?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
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