What did autumn say to summer?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What did summer say to spring?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's a forklift?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?