What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What does the sun drink out of?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What birds make average students?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why are fish such good architects?
What table can you never sit at?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
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