What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
A mara-thorn.
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How did the tree get lost?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
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