What do you call two dentists that are very different?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What style of music weighs the most?