Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

How do you make a walnut laugh?