What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

How do you make a cow float?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?