Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What sports are both plant-based?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What tea do footballers drink?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?