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Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?