What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?