What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
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