What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
What sweet treat never panics?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which cats have the best manners?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
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