What did the salad say to its dad?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

Why did the whale cross the road?