What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

Why was the dog so popular?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?