Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

What season begins with a thud?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?