What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
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Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
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