What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Which subject has two parts?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
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