What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why don't ants get sick?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Where does water do all its banking?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
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