What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
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