What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
A Shiba Emu.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
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