What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?