Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
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