Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What fairy loves to count?