Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
All the phone lions were busy!
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do fish do at parades?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
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