What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?