Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

What's the scariest letter?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the fish blush?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?