Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?