Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What is the most adorable season?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Where do burgers like to dance?

How much money does a skunk have?

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Where do cows go on the weekend?