What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
Where do mermaids see movies?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What shape has a knighthood?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why do cows make great bakers?
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