What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What does a panda ghost say?