Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

How does the moon cut her hair?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?