A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Which elf is the best singer?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did electricity win the race?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?