Where do automobiles have picnics?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Can February March?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Which insect is the smartest?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?