When do flowers get their workout in?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

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Where do birds go to drink?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?