What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why are frogs always happy?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
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