What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why was the mime upset?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What game do mice love to play?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?