What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
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What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
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