Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do fish do at parades?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why was the broom late for school?