Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
A craw-dad.
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Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why are baseball games at night?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
When should you start writing a book?
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