What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

How do you get straight A's?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do you call a sad latte?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?