Why are goats so funny?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

How do snowmen get information?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What animal loves Indian food?

How does a squid go into battle?