What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why are turtles so shy?

What animals make the best students?

Where do kittens go to school?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Which state is the cleanest?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why did the body of water think so much?