Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What condiment has wings?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
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