Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What was the first animal in space?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?