Why do cows like being told jokes?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

How do you talk to a giant?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?