Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why did summer catch autumn?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why are skunks always so depressed?