What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why is money so stubborn?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?