Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?