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People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What kind of friends should you take to dinner?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What math figure is also in the band?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What is the unluckiest type of cat?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why did the frog have a long face?