What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Which computer won the talent show?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

How do you make a cow float?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?