What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Where does laundry go to college?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What's the most determined bird?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why do mice need oiling?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?