What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
TikTok.
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Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's a goose's favorite book?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
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