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What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why do rhinos charge?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What is the tallest building in the world?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why was the tire self-conscious?