What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
TikTok.
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
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