What did the shower say to the toilet?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why is furniture so generous?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

How do you wash a lamb?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What do you call a household of counselors?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's the beach's favorite movie?