What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

How do you spot a modern spider?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?