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Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

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Why did the baby cookie cry?

Which insect makes the best father?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

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What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

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What is the best holiday breakfast food?

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Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?