Why did the cow cross the road?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What are you studying in math?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?