What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

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