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How does a squid go into battle?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?