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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What did one plate say to the other?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

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