What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

How do trees get access to the internet?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?