Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?