Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why is furniture so generous?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the fish blush?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?