What's the friendliest pen?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What's the richest basketball team?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why was the math book sad?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?