What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

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What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Where do surfers go to school?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?

Which founding father loves to sing?

What is a bunny's favorite dance?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

How many insurance policies do cats need?