What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Bears love exotic cars.

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?