How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?