What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?