What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What animal likes to party the most?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Where do birds go to drink?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?