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What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

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What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What condiment has wings?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What's the saddest part of the week?

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What do you call a hairless poodle?

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