What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

Why do rhinos charge?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

Which hot drink loves golf?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What's the friendliest pen?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

What is the fiercest flower in the garden?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?