Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Which plant has the best roar?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

How do bees get to school?