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If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What do you call the dog magician?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?