How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why did the duck cross the road?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What's a priest's favorite food?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?