Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Why did the cat start laughing?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?