What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?