Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

How does a barber get to work?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?