What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What's a cat's favorite color?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why are books always so angry?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?