What birds make average students?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?