Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do Scottish toads play?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why do elephants have trunks?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why is golf harder than baseball?