Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do you call a very small Valentine?

What animals love to close envelopes?