Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?