What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What time of day was Adam created?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?