Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What animals love to close envelopes?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What animal should you never play poker with?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Where do termites go camping?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?