What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
How was the wedding?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
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