What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
I broke my finger!
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What's the loudest sport?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
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