What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
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