What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
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What do sheep say when they're in love?
Which state has the best streets?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call an animal pop star?
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