What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Where is the coldest place to work?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Who is a bird's favorite superhero?

What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Which animal should never work for the government?

How do you make a bear really angry?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?