What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
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